hommiesexual

Any person who dates people from their circle of friends.

“I never see Brenda at the club!” “ Girl, she’s a hommiesexual and is dating her friend from college!”

one and a wakey

A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”