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Evil little buggers who try to steal your shoes and eat your toes.
They were the reason of the downfall of the Spork Conspiracy by trying to eat their toes.
They mainly feed off n00bs.
n00b: OMIGAWDZ!!1! THAT FOOT GNOME LYK TR1ED 2 EAT MY TO3!!!11!!!111!!eleven!!!
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1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.
1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!
2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.
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A zombie ninja-fairy. She has 223 sexy points and is so lame she's cool.
She invented the Napkin to English Dictionary and all that lies within.
She was the leader of the ever-powerful Spork Conspiracy.
If it weren't for the foot gnomes, Cami would be ruling the universe by now.
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The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.
If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!
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A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.
This dictionary is still being written.
Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.
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