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to be eligible for a heating
you is eligible
yo linnin is eligible
yo barber is eligible
alexanders smelly ass is eligible
yo german ass is eligible
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The opposite of deligate. When one assigns a task to his/her boss.
The job didn't get done because I eligated it to Mr. Smith and he dropped the ball.
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Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.
Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.
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A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.
Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.
el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"
Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
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A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.
Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04