To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.
I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.
Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?
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Someone who pisses with their pants around their ankles
Look at that floggo pissing, he must have a massive cock.
Morgs is a massive floggo, doesn't she know what a zip is?
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A fanbase so enthusiastic about their team that they are forever making ejaculation over each other.
Those Hawfies are a bloody Goo Squad
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Getting reamed hard , melting then being unfairly but humorously banned from an internet thread
Why was I Miltzed from that thread?
Morgan was really Miltzed in that thread