cockroach

Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:

Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.

Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.

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pootits

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.

Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??

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