Becky

A spectacle beyond the imagination of most men. We say most because only few have spent meaningful time with her. She's witty, intelligent, confident, sexy and her love is indubitable. She's your first thought when you wake, your last when you sleep and her glow gives you the stark realisation why it could never have worked with anyone else. To the world she is just one basic bitch, but to one guy she is his world. He won't let her feel differently...

Guy 1 - "Wow! Where on earth do I get a girl like that?"
Guy 2 - "Heaven" he replies
Becky - (To guy 2) "ewww"