Man Time

Any period of time spent in the company of fellow men which involves manly activities. It is only man time if two requirements are fulfilled: 1. You are with other men (no sissys or douchebags) 2. You are doing things that men do.

Mantime includes but is not limited to: fishing, hunting, cooking steaks, getting drunk and punching girls in the stomach, watching sports, killing a cow with your bare hands and eating it, shopping at canadian tire or any local hardware store, wondering around high on drugs and alcohol, extracting your own bullet from your flesh, making a fire with no supplies. hunting grizzly bears with your hands, shark fishing with nothing but a spear, chopping wood then using it to build a hut, making repairs and improvements to your demolition derby car

1. "Hey Dave what are you doing?". "Nothing." "Man Time in 15 minutes?" "Fucking Eh"

2. "Lets head to Canadian Tire and get the ball rolling on this man time. I need a new knife, gun, and fishing rod"

3. "Hold my angus steak while I show this 10 foot grizzly bear what man time is all about."

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