bi-each

When you start saying the word "bitch" when you were supposed to or trying to say "beach"
Usually the person stutters or holds the syllable in an awkward way after noticing the mistake. Sometimes the person says more letters of the word "bitch" before correcting the phrase to "beach". Occasionally the person will say the part of the word "beach" louder after starting to say the word bitch or yell "BEACH!" after finishing a word like bi-each.
Pronunciations include bitsheach, biteach, etc.

"Let's go to the bi-each...?"
"I'm going to the bitch, BEACH! I MEANT TO SAY BEACH, I SWEAR!"
"I'm going to go to the bi-EACH!"
"I hate the biiiiiiEACH! BEACH!"
This definition was inspired by real events

Beach, beach, bitch

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."

I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.

rice

A grain commonly used to dry out phones that were dropped in liquid, typically water. Only works when uncooked.

I had to buy rice at the store because I dropped my phone into a sink. The rice was extremely overpriced but I had to buy it anyways.