Carlton

An AFL team of cheaters who are far too incompetent to win a premiership without breaching the salary cap and buying a premiership.

It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.

It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...

Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"

Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"

Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"

Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"

Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"

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