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What your thinking will having intercourse with a virgin
Got a little creepy having sex with her last night, a friend told me she maypop at any time see
When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
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The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
When a female gets a penis implant (sex change)
I knew a Dyke that just got a addadicktome