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Spliff

a cannabis cigarette.
cannabis.

"good spliff demands good food"

George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.

Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

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Mudrock

Mudrock, is a cosmetic product made from the resin of the cannabis plant which is then put into various face-mask's, creams and balms.... Mudrock is an extracted cannabis product composed of compressed or purified preparations of stalked resin glands, called trichomes, from the plant, which is then formulated into clinically proven beauty products and sold as an elixir.

Source plant(s): Cannabis sativa, Cannabis in...
Product name: Mudrock
Part(s) of plant: Trichome

Jane: Have you tried out Mudrock face-mask?

Beverley: Yes, can't you tell I am almost 25 years younger.

Jane: don't kid yourself!

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

117๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, model, and singer. Famous for playing comic "blonde bombshell" characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and was emblematic of the era's attitudes towards sexuality.

Bill: Who's the most beautiful woman from the 1950's?

Damian: That's easy, Marilyn Monroe!

by CannabisKings March 31, 2019

138๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? รขย€ย˜Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if Iรขย€ย™m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

122๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž