cannibal corpse

Cannibal Corpse are in my opinion the best death metal band ever. The one problem is that they have gotten so popular that every retarded asshole, that has never herd of death metal or anything heavier than slipknot, thinks one of two things:
1. I like this band because i want to be different.
2. I am a gay chav and don't like metal so anything that is not 50 cent or any other gay rapper is goth music.

It is such a shame that death metal and it's fans are seen as 'goth' because it is quite offensive to be classified alongside those pussies.

Cannibal corpse have always been brutal and heavy and only got better when George Fisher joined so anyone that says that they got crap when Chris Barnes left can go to hell.

Me: I like Cannibal corpse because the music is really heavy and the vocals are amazeing.The lyrics are also entertaining 'songs' about mutilating people are funny and suit the music.

Stupid moron: Its just a load of shoutin i could do it if i wan'ed to.

me: No you could not, its not rap music, you can't just talk into a microphone and have some shitty keyboard tune in the background. It takes skill to play music at that speed and play every single note correctly and vocals like that you hear in most death metal bands near impossible. Another thing is that you could never write those kind of lyrics. Its not like your shitty mainstream music, Cannibal Corpse write the lyrics themself.

stupid moron: (drools and says nothing because his brain has overloaded with facts).

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