Gorf

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

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broken

Originally used in card games to designate a card or mechanic which is overly powerful. May also be used to describe something as "too good"

That Academy combo is fucking broken.

That is just plain broken dude.

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starfighter pilot

Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.

Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.

"They came from behind!"

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eleven

By default, the highest rating on a ten point scale.

"On a ten point scale I'd give that performance an eleven Lenny!"
"How fucking original Bob."

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outside

A mythical fairy land inhabited by fantastical creatures.

"I just saw a squirrel outside."
"Hot damn! I didn't know those existed!"

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little black dress

What a girl wears when she is trying to catch the eye of a member of the opposite gender.

My math teacher wore a little black dress to class today. It was scary as hell.

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spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

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