TWSS

Thats what she said. This sentence is often used in situations where adding this sentence would make the conversation real funny and even change the topic altogether!

Example:
John, while putting the bait on his fishing rod: Whoa! This worm is BIG!
Peter: Thats what she said! (Or in texting, TWSS)

Example 2:
After the quick magic show, John says," That was quick"
Peter: Thats what she said!

Example 3:
John: You are a pain in the butt.
Peter: Thats what she said!

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casthma

Cat asthma

Dude, my cat keeps coughing. I think he has a hairball. No man, he has casthma

diamond doorknob

before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.

damn, allie just wasted half a bottle of Dom giving that bro a diamond doorknob!

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