BlowJay

A type of bird, normally found in Alabama, that flies about looking for men (ages 13-69) with their pants off to swoop down and give a rapid dry blowjob.

Big Joe should watch out while working on the farm, there is a swarm of blowjays around.

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.