what is ligma

What a totally unaware person would say in response to a statement with the word "ligma". The response to "what is ligma" would typically be "ligma balls", which sounds like "lick my balls". The victim would have no clue that what would follow would be the entirety of the people around him laugh their asses off and make fun of him for weeks.

Jake: hey dude one of my friends caught ligma yesterday
Tim: what is ligma
Jake: *snickers* ligma fucken balls bitch
Tim: *faints while everyone around him loses their shit*

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ur mom triple gay

The one phrase that will end any argument, making the user of the phrase immediately win the argument. The phrase is extremely overpowered and nobody shall be allowed to say the phrase.

Tom: "HEY FRANK YOU SUCK ASS"
Frank: "don't make me end yourself"
Tom: "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS XD"
Frank: "ur mom triple gay"
Tom: *instantly becomes engulfed in flames, dies, and is sent to hell*
Frank: gottem

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