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When the local weather in your area is so cold it makes everyones dick so cold it shrinks to the size of a raisen.
Wow today is definitely gonna make me dickquwatt.
A Dickquwatt is when it is so cold outside and a man stand naked outside and his dick gets so small it now becomes a duckquwatt
Wow its so cold my dick is now a dickquwatt.
Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.
A purple steve is a sex position.
When you perform a "purple steve" you will need a under aged girl. Preferably ages 5-8. Then you will spray your hand with pepper spray and icey hot. Then you will dip that same hand in purple paint thus giving the name purple steve and you will insert that hand in the central area of the uterus. And to finish the Purple Steve you will cut open the sides of her vagina and exert cum into the open wounds.
Wow id like to give her a Purple-Steve.
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