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To turn raw meat (usually Beef or Game) into the South African spiced, air dried meat snack known as Biltong .
Biltong was developed by the Dutch Voortrekkers ("first movers") as way to preserve meat on their journey up the African Continent which started in the 1820's. Biltong derives from the Dutch words "Bil" meaning buttock (Rump) and "Tong" meaning strip.
Today Biltong is considered a delicacy and a great, high protein low carbohydrate snack, which is made and consumed around the world.
I just bought a 10 pounds of steak which I am going to Biltonate for us to enjoy on our camping trip.
My new Biltonator will Biltonate meat in just 48 hours.
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1. A device used to Biltonate meat (turn meat into biltong). A meat dehydrator.
2. A person who Biltonates meat (a cook who prepares biltong)
My new industrial Biltonator can make biltong in under 48 hours.
Glenn is the best Biltonator I know.
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Should have been more careful when I asked Ruby-Tuesday if she would fancy a cycle... What A Droidian Slip!
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Deactivating your facebook account when you are mad, drunk or feeling sorry for yourself.
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Craig: Yeah they just defacing, it must be that time of the month.. don't worry they will be back next week...
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