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Guy 1: OMG!! The building is collapsing!!!
Guy 2: Runescape!
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the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner
you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!
your mom: WTF LMFAO
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The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.
Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?
Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.
Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. ð«
Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.
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