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A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
53π 19π
A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).
I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.
28π 33π
yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.
8π 4π
this is what I ask my online friends after they've been in the chat rooms for awhile.
hey Jim you got any nibbles or are those net-hoes just fuckin with ya?
3π 3π
To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.
11π 45π
an X-rated photograph of yourself that you send to people in internet chatrooms. same as X pic
lilslut69: what you look like?
mushroomtop: what's your address? i'll send you a nuddy.
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an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'