Fikri

An unusual breed of male. Usually categorized by his long, Jesus-like hair, greasy neckbeard, large hands and disproportionately small stature. A Fikri can usually be found rooting through the garbage outside of your local Tesco or Asda, and usually travel and hunt in packs of 3-4.

Sophie: Did you see that rustling in the trash?
Muhammad: Oh my lord, what is that?
Fikri, covered in day-old meal deals: *chittering rat noises*

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GrapeSoda

The absolute best person you will ever hope to find. He embodies all of the greatest things on this mortal plane, such as good looks, height, amazing personality and even more. His mere presence and beauty are known to regularly transcend both time and space. He stands at an illustrious, handsome 6'3 and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Him: Did you hear about GrapeSoda?
Her: *Orgasms instantly at the mere mention of his name*