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When you try to Nate but you miss and you try to catch your flying load.
I was trying out Nateing last night but I nutted unexpectedly and got Chas Hands
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Making the best of a bad situation, as the old saying "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" goes.
Since the other team killed my zero bid, I proceeded to take more tricks they didn't plan for. We beat their bid, and I just said "lemonade" when they also lost points.
Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.
Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!
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In an online game, a highly rated expert player joining a game against newbies and low-ranked players may be said to be "slumming".
Hey Power Player, what are you doing in our low level game? Slumming?
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Something that's gross but oddly attractive
"How was the sex last night?"
"She was pretty reutsch"
The response to smh. Is there a brain in there?
Dick: I can't believe you did that. smh.
You: itabit
Dick: What's itabit?
You: What's smh?
Dick: Shaking my head.
You: Is there a brain in there?