Weezy Scarf

A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.

Hipster: YO PEEPS CHECK OUT MY WEEZY SCARF!!!
former friends: LOL/SMH YO SON GO READ A BOOK!!!

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Hijabi Bluetooth

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

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White Guilt Oscar

When an otherwise mediocre movie gets hype and praise just because of race-based novelty

Jordan Peele is the White Guilt Oscar king

lolwtfok

Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.

AC: ...and by curious I mean bi-curious ;-) ;-) ;-)

MadEyeMahmoody: lolwtfok

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