Well Kept Beaver

a nicely trimmed and clean vagina

"Did you go down on it"
"Yeah, she had a proper well kept beaver!"

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Wide-on

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

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Unkept Beaver

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.

Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!

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Hadouken

the act of double fisting someone, so that the arms look like Ryu's from street fighter, only inside another persons body. Can be done double vaginal, double anal, or mix-and-match.

"What were you doing when I walked in, you looked wrist deep?!"
"I was, man. Totally gave her the hadouken."
"Victory!"

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Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

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