Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

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Crink

ORIGIN
Someone of the crinkle persuasion, usually a member of the shingle breed but also may be a creepy dingle with a minor infection of crinkitous but in extreme cases people have reported having spots on the chest, these spots are known as creepy shingles.
DIET
the crinks diet consists of MDMA crystal's, cannabis resin and karpackie/orangeboom.
HABITAT
crinks can be found in sheds across the north east of england or creeping around in the shed. It is believed they originated from Darlington, county Durham.

Durham county finest is quality of a crink