Crink

A nerd that gets bitches

Damn.. he pulled those hoes by explaining the Star Wars lore. Man's a crink.

Crink

The upper terminus of the crack where the two halves of the buttocks meet forming a reservoir for diluted fecal matter. The opposite of the taint.

My crink reeked of week-old poop, since I hadn't showered in 5 days.

Since my bowels were not going to move anytime soon, I scraped out my crink with my finger for the stool sample.

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Crink

To be crying and drunk at the same time.

"I don't know why I was so crink last night, pretty sure it was the wine I drank and because my girlfriend just dumped me."

"I hate my life, lets get crink."

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Crink

1. to only come out of your house for a small amount of time, only to retreat quickly
2. to sneak around,much like a small creepy troll.

1. I know its Friday night, but I'm really tired,so I'm just trying to crink it tonight.
2. That guy was so creepy! He was crinking around all night.

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Crink

An old fart. Originating from old people's arms looking like fried chicken or 'crinkle fries.'

Could they drive any slower? Damn crinks!

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Crink

To drink or consume alcohol in order to become Crunk.

Dave - "Hey Mike I'm keen to do some crinking."

Mike - "Yeah Dave - lets get Crunk!"

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Crink

Paper money. Presumably from the crinkling sound of paper. Dated.

"Hey, Mike, can I borrow your car overnight?" "You gonna make with the crink, bub?"