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sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.
My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.
baste + insertion
Act of injecting flavorful substances directly into a food (usually meat).
Act of creating openings in a food for said substances to flow into.
An opening created by this process.
After much bastertion, this turkey is guaranteed to be juicy.
These steaks will soak up lots of sauce after a little bastertion.
The bastertions quickly filled with delicious marinade.
Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.
Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.
Two or more people who attach their name to one gift to save money.
We could each only afford to spend $20 on a birthday present, so we became co-givers to get one good gift instead of two crappy ones.
To split the cost of a gift between two or more people.
I only have $10 to spend on a birthday present; I'd better join up with my friend so we can co-give something a little better.
Rhetorical + Contortion--verbal gymnastics (twists, leaps, side-steps, etc.) used to validate one's own position, either justifying a poorly founded/unfounded belief or defending an unpopular position; carefully crafted language meant to state a controversial stance without being rejected by one's peer group
The anti-gay congressman/priest had to do some fancy rhetortions to explain why he was caught having sex with another man.
Beyond freakin, just below fuckin.
You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!