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The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.
My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.
I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her âStep away from the window Pandemi Moore.
A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldnât do during a pandemic.
My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied âLeave me alone! Iâm Quarancrazy!â
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When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.
A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.
Iâve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks sheâs Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!
Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you havenât done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.
My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.