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The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.
My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.
When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.
A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldnât do during a pandemic.
My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied âLeave me alone! Iâm Quarancrazy!â
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A service of a sexual nature provided by a neighbor during a pandemic for the purpose of paying bills after they run out of options.
Karen is turning Quarantrix door to door in her neighborhood to pay her rent after being on lock down because of the pandemic.
A location in which a person has been forced to stay so long that they begin to feel like theyâve died and donât know it.
I have been locked in my quarantomb so long during this pandemic that Iâm not sure Iâll ever leave.
The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.
After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as âCovidaclesâ.
A name one would give a middle aged woman looking at the young boys in her neighborhood like they are meat during a pandemic.
I caught my wife checking out the neighbors teenage son through the window. I told her âStep away from the window Pandemi Moore.