Ian Pragnell

Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song

He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*

he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean

He’s willys so big it covers my eyes

And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay

When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.

He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.

(Cuz he’s a slag)

Du-du-du

Cuz he’s a slag

Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.

Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!

Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)

Ben Dafforne

The pinnacle of male dominance and sexuality

Imagine voluptuous cheeks, booty like no other. Makes all the girls (and boys) swoon.

The one thing bigger than his brain is his throbbing chopper

Think he’s sexy naked, wait till you see him in a gilet

Will: hey you seen any sexy big willy men roaming the halls todays?

Ian: not yet if only some bootylicious sex bomb would walk in

Dan: I think I hear someone coming

Ben Dafforne: *walks in*

Ian: Ben, what’s that hanging at the bottom of your trousers?

Will: it looks like his… his….. h h…. His……

Ben: *flops out his huge floppy monster cock and shakes it around making everyone faint on to the floor.*

Ben: that’s how we do it with the big boys
*Walks away*

Bylan

Now then bylans have the biggest cock you have ever fucking seen and they are so sexy. They are great in the bedroom especially with people by the name Dylan and they’re hot enough to turn anyone gay cuz they like a dick with a little bit of curve.

Wow bylans cock looks so sexy inside Dylan