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to waste or lose something ie money
i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines
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When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
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When a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.
Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?
The author of Post 3 got Spunked
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Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it.
"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field"
"What?!"
"He shows a lot of spirit and determination"
"Oh."
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Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.
1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.
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A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.
After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.
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