French

The language where it is spelled "211chickenpoo"
But pronounced "alligator"
No but actually...
"African Meatballs"
Is spelled "A'chifàn Meàmbèis"
And "Hairy Leg Factory" is
"Haèvy le A'leone À Tootwu Fahashtagy"

(ps. No it's Not... I'm just trying to make my little sister believe it is)

About to lie to my sista 'bout french...
This is how It's gonna go:
-you know, bla bla bla
-NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
-YES! look!!!
-OMG!!!!

French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!