When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her
Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*
Ejaculating on your significant others clitoris.
Hey bro, yesterday I fucked Samantha! She wanted me to "Butter the bean"!
Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*
Mays Dad: *Cries to death*
Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*