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When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.
My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!
When a girl eats a manâs (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partnerâs head like a baseball.
Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!
When a man drinks a lot of water, and urinates into his partnerâs tight asshole, as if an air tanker is refueling an airplane. The partner then shits the smelly poop juice out, carrying out the fuel dump.
I was fucking Sarah in the ass, but needed to piss. She told me to piss inside her ass, and she proceeded to do a fuel dump onto my chest.
A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis size, but has the sad side effect of "broke assness", or more simply the condition of having no money. First seen on Chapellels Show
Hey jake, didja get yo daily nigger o's today?
Hellz yeah you think i'mma be the only white boy can't jump?
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When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night
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When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.
My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.
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