Mombassa Bench Press

I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.

“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”

“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”

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Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.

I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.