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When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.
Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.
When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar
Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.
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Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting
Constant Mom commentary. When Mom continuously comments about a TV show and totally prevents enjoying the show.
I was really enjoying SNL but the comommentary from Mom made it unwatchable around her.
1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
A mustache. Just like baleen whales use hairs to trap food, man-baleen can also be used for that purpose. See soup strainer
That guy grows a great strip of man-baleen.