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Ubran Dictionary

You spelled it incorrectly. It's Urban Dictionary.

Since you're a moron, you should probably learn how to spell.

You just looked up "Ubran Dictionary" because you're either stoned, drunk, or just a bad speller.

by CaptainJack September 24, 2006

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One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

by CaptainJack July 3, 2013

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