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When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.
Hey, these are good photos of you!
Oh, thanks
Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?
Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
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When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.
Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!
Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???
Rock 1: JK!!! LOL
Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
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A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
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The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.
Bob: Have you heard the news?
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!