To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
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