dragons den

A synonym for a ladies sexy parts, to be used when describing the parts of an angry lady or where the parts themselves are angry looking.

I went home with Sandra, she had a proper dragons den but I still smashed it in with my dunghammer

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding