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A spry and vivacious milf with a youthfulness belying her years. She who possesses the milfy fluff, from which milfy cream may be churned. A jaded girl, yearning for companionship, hiding behind thick-rimmed glasses and a coy--albeit sexy--smile.
Show feet bb! No armpit, 1000 tokens! Cat on head bb!
Thus spake Hot_Milfy_Mom
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The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.
"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour."
"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."
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A Horny Hottie (or HH for short) is a dominating and irresistably handsome male, often the subject of pursuit by an attracted Hot_Milfy_Mom, amongst many others. Repeated encounters with Hot_Milfy_Mom will invariably lead to the formation of a Milfy Crush. Holds the power of the Milfy Cream within his grasp.
"Look at that Horny Hottie...I'd tap that!"
--Hot_Milfy_Mom
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The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.
What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?
No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.
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