Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

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