cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.

Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything

pie friday

pie Friday is a special day where on Friday all of the boys have a meat pie and bully Norton.

norton:today would be a good day for a sausageroll aye
ethan:git fucked cunt its pie friday