reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!

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ineffable

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

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circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

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hitchslap

A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not

I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.

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snuffleupagirl

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

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