Devin

Devin is one of the coolest, hottest and most amazing guys you will ever meet! They will always put others before themselves and are never selfish. They usually play Fortnite and also baseball or hockey. They usually date girls with their names beginning in M, A or P. They are super loyal and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! But one thing, if there last name starts with a P then DUMP THERE ASS NOW! They are incredibly athletic and generous and they are usually dating someone that SUPER hot and they’re favorite colour is usually purple. If you meet a devin, keep them! All the other boys envy him not only for his personality and looks but because he has the most attractive, loving, caring and amazing girlfriend ever! It might take him a while to get comfortable around you but trust me, it’s worth the wait!

Girl 1: omg who is that?!
Girl 2: it’s devin😏🤤
Girl 1: omg is he single

Girl 2: no ________ is his girlfriend
Girl 1: omg really?! Every body wants her!!

Girl 2: ikr

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

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John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂

Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱

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November 19

National boy kiss girl day!
On this day you have to give your crush or gf/bf a big kiss on the lips with no explanation!
If you read this and don’t do it your automatically a pussy

You’re welcome!

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: what was that for?

Boy: it’s november 19! And I chose you!

Girl: *blushes*

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Mhm

You royally fucked up, there’s no way outta this one bud. You might wanna consider backing out if you ever hear this because you are gonna get murdered. Periodt.

Boy:baby, you okay?

Girl: mhm (say one thing wrong and I’m gonna chop your balls off in your sleep, you fucked up bigtime bud)

Vsco

If you see one of those skskskrunchie loving freaks walking around all you have to do it wait until they say “sksksks” or “and I oop-“ and then say “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now imma skskskirt my foot up your ass, got it?”

Your welcome✌🏻

Vsco girl: sksksks

You: *says insult*

Vsco girl:😱 and i…
You: don’t you dare!