Mormon

Just another cult

Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.

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Cardinal Puff

(1) A drinking game

(2) A bar in Dallas

"Here's to Cardinal Puff, the third and final drink of the evening"

"Are you a Cardinal?"

"You bet your sweet ass I am!"

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babaca

A dummy, bozo, idiot, etc. Literally, Portuguese for "one who slobbers". Also can be used among close friends as a term of endearment.

"That babaca locked his keys in his car."

"Hey babaca! What's up!"

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testify

You two are wrong. "Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's what I got from the Internet:
testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness.

testificatio -onis f. bearing witness , testifying; evidence, proof.

testificor -ari dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness.

testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.

testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator.

testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness.

BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the procreative power of a man.

Since I was a witness to the crime, they want me to testify in court.

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fleesk

The drop of urine that hangs at the end of your penis after urinating.

I need to shake off this fleesk.

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meskin

Used in South Texas to describe a Mexican-American. Usually taken (by Mexican-Americans) to be pejorative and offensive, similar to the *N* word (but not as strong). Also, in the same way that blacks often call each other the "N" word in jest, I've heard young Mexican-American males call each other "meskin" (e.g. "what's up, meskin?) in jest.

(Spoken by a white): Those meskins are so lazy and dishonest.

(Spoken by a Mexican-American in reply to a white): Hey, we as a people find that word offensive. Please don't say "meskin" around me any more.

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fishdo

Military off-color acronym.

Meaning: Fuck It--Shit Happens--Drive On.

Damn! I just accidentally dropped my computer off the truck and smashed it to pieces. Oh well, FISHDO.

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