Sounds like: Va-g guh om-lits
French translation: Va-g guh om-elites
Definition: Filler Noun/Verb.
"Oh, dude, I heard the Vagomlits are gonna be pretty heavy this year."
"Hey, man, your Vagomlits are hanging out."
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"How are your Vagomlits?"
"Those Vagomlits taste delicious"
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