pantsman

A man who takes pride in the pants that he wears
thinks jeans look stupid and feels his choice of pants are the best kind there is.
Most pantsmen take pride in their being pantsmen, but still often have minor conflicts with pantsmen of different pants.

A: Um , dude what's up with him?
B: Oh, didn't you hear?
A: Hear what?
B: He's a pantsman.
A: Pantsman? wtf is that?
B: It's someone who likes to wear a certain kind of pants,

because they think jeans are too conformist and dumb.
A: That, surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
B: Right... Sure it does
A: Well you know how negroes(or black people, depending on whether you find the Spanish language offensive or not) wear those silly clothes?
B: Actually yes, I see your point, lots of people take pride in the clothes they wear
A: Exactly
B: But it's African-Americans, not negroes.
A: What if they're not from America?
B: Touché

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