D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
An acute attack of shit up in the brain. A contagious disease only curable by "D Procedure", a Blinkballs or a properly fermented bottle of "Lyme".
Pete caught Diablimblimbsaphumphalis from her.
Dominic is suffering from the Blimblimbs.
Red is teaching us blimblimbology.
Exactly what it sounds like.
The gentle caress of a woman's singular eyelash on the underside of your balls as she winks.
Part 2 of D Procedure.
Do not get a Winkballs on its own or else you risk a case of diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Keete gave the entire squad a Winkballs. So now we have the blimblimbs.
Peanut offered me a Winkballs but I politely declined.
Just make sure you go with the grain, not against it.
A brow brush is the gentle caress of a woman's brow against the underside of your balls.
DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
Part 3 of D Procedure. It is optional, which means that it can be done with or without the rest of D Procedure. It merely supplements the experience.
Khalifa got his Brow Brush in the Charles Activity Centre.
Alexa cannot receive a Brow Brush as she is a female.
I went against the grain with my Brow Brush and lost both nuts in the process.
A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.
The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".
I got an eltomentoquackquack yesterday. She handled me well.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.