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jacknjellify

The guys who made Battle for Dream Island (BFDI).

Insert jacknjellify definition here

by CarkyAmster August 13, 2022


Spanish

The best language to learn when watching •REC.

I learned Spanish by watching a horror film. It was fun.

by CarkyAmster June 30, 2022


Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.

"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat

by CarkyAmster September 02, 2023


Kalennian

a conlang created by Camren A. (of blackjackson11 infamy) that has words that are WAY LONGER than Hungarian's.

In Kalennian, "The Big Bang Theory" is "Yâ Malhugasagoâstarmathegavalyâkni Tiyâra"

Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨

by CarkyAmster February 10, 2024


youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D

the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.

by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024


bunny ears

A pair of artificial rabbit ears attached to a headband, typically worn as part of a costume

⢀⡤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⡏⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⠃⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀
⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀ ⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀
⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⣧⠀ ⠀⡏⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆
⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⢸ ⠀ ⢧⡀⠀⣸⠃
⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣼⠙⠋⠁⠀

Do we really need an example for "bunny ears"

by CarkyAmster December 28, 2023


TMOAC

"Throw myself off a cliff". Used when someone sees something cursed and/or extremely fucked up

P1: Hey dude
P2: Hi, what happened?
P1: I got pregnant and now I've got a 5 year old watching bear porn!

P1: I will tmoac then

by CarkyAmster July 11, 2023