youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D

the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.

Ψ

A pitchfork.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH ΨS CHASING US!!! DDD:

TMOAC

"Throw myself off a cliff". Used when someone sees something cursed and/or extremely fucked up

P1: Hey dude
P2: Hi, what happened?
P1: I got pregnant and now I've got a 5 year old watching bear porn!

P1: I will tmoac then

jacknjellify

The guys who made Battle for Dream Island (BFDI).

Insert jacknjellify definition here

pinhead

That scary-ass motherfucker from the Hellraiser franchise.

Pinhead will tear your soul apart

Spanish

The best language to learn when watching •REC.

I learned Spanish by watching a horror film. It was fun.

emothin

The way fake depressed Gacha kids spell "emotion".

Gacha kid: me am emothinless

Person 1: Spell check please.