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the process of male self-felatio where one lies completely on their back and flips their legs back over their head. Requires extreme flexibility and perhaps a few surgically removed ribs.
Jim went to Pilates five days a week with the hope that we would gain enough flexibility to self-administer the up and over one day. Never again would he need a girlfriend.
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to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"
I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend
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another word for joint
Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo!
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A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...
"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."
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the dickhole
"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"
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a penis having characteristics of that of a baby
Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small
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